If you are going to do something stupid today

[whisky]

Get it out of the way early.

7AM, touched bulb in kitchen to see if it was hot.

Answer, yes, very.

This is why I am typing with one hand.

Fortunately I have some experience with this.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fortunately I have some experience with this.

You burn your hand a lot?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He probably keeps the toaster oven close to the computer for more efficient snacking.

 

[Dr Dave]

He's well known at the local trauma center.

 

[curiousa2z]

well those people at the trauma centre deserve to have jobs, too!