If johnford is ACTUALLY a girl

johnford

Fuck me silly
SilentBtViolent said:
Also the biography you came up with for your avatar on LoNAF is pretty desperate-sounding:

Biography
This character is a simple one. He eats out of garbage cans,bangs chickens and sheep in his spare time and is constantly touching himself.
He was abandoned as a toddler by his parents as he was an ugly stupid child.
He wandered the streets for a while digging for scraps out of peoples garbage til a kind hearted cross dressing retarded hobo took him under his wing and taught him the ropes.
As the pathetic stupid gnome child grew to adolescence he became addicted to crack and became a 13 year old alcoholic and druggie.
The drugs killed whatever brain cells he's got left. In his spare time he
likes to raid garbage cans and feast from dumpsters,rob convinent stores and peoples gardens,dress up in womens clothes and bang whatever animal crosses his path.
He once was molested by Michael jackson when Jackson,hocked up on pain killers,found him roaming the streets.
This sad pathetic oaf would still be a virgin if it wasn't for the animals he rapes and his wandering hands.
His other hobbies includes exposing himself to anybody on the street,pick pocketing,window peeping and making figurings out of his own shit.
This loser has no friends besides that bum mentioned earlier and probably will never have a friend as his social skills and intelligence are extremley low.
Thats the cartoony part of it.
 
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