If I were a Guy

[Love Child]

I would sooooo be using some line on a girl right now.

 

[Conchaga]

Why be a guy, when you can be a girl with a strapon?

 

[Yub]

I like being a guy. I definitely like the sensation of having a rock hard penis.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I would sooooo be using some line on a girl right now.

If I were a girl, I'd fall for any cheesey line of yours

 

[Love Child]

Srsly I don't know how you guys do it sometimes.

 

[Yub]

If I had a hammer, I'd smack Pickle with it right now.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Then I'd be getting nailed?

 

[Yub]

If I had a hammer, I'd smack Pickle with it right now.

.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Why all the h8t, buddy? You just got back here!

 

[Yub]

I've returned a good deal grumpier. Consider me the cranky old man of the Badlands.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I would sooooo be using some line on a girl right now.

And would that girl be the type who swims and has a large tail?

 

[Pandora]

I would sooooo be using some line on a girl right now.

You don't have to be a guy to use lines on a girl.....................

 

[Conchaga]

*prepares to fap*

 

[Dark Pickle]

fire when ready?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Are your pants mirrors? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Did it hurt much when you fell down from heaven?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Your father must've been a theif, because he stole the stars for your eyes.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

My cock is 9" long and 7" around.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What's your sign?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Are you busy tonight at 3 am?