If I had a hammer...

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening.

Wait, I do have a hammer. Never use it.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Too true, Blue!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Greg "The Hammer" Valenitine.

 

[Buttons]

I fI had a million dollars... I'd buy you a fur coat.
Not a real fur coat, that's cruel.
If I had a million dollars... I'd buy you a green dress.
Not a real green dress, that's cruel.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
And marry Julia Roberts then scare her when I undress and get divorced.

 

[Buttons]

Don't know... She left Keifer at the altar...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hammer that ass.

 

[Omega Weapon]