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If Eloisel comes back

Yeah, trophies.
 
Trophies for what? And what kind of trophies?
 
You people are supposed to tell me about them. What trophies? I like trophies.
 
Screw it, let's just make up our own.

1. The Golden Duck, awarded for excellence in Mine Field Spamming (Psst, it's anatomically E-rect!)

2. The Zircon-Encrusted Tweezers, for service above and beyond the call of duty in Dental Floss Ranching
 
3. The Bearded Loktar Chained to a Park Bench, for scaring small children, women, and babies.
 
Those are serious trophies. I was hoping for something a plain, old, ordinary gold with handles.
 
4. The Golden Double-Handled... Orb... Thing. Awarded for meritorious conduct in the produce section.
 
You'll remember again in the middle of the night when your village is covered in snow and the internet is down anyway.
 
use your vibe wheezy. That should get you through the crisis.
 
I have no crisis. How about you? Heard you were dead then you sent me a FB thing.
 
Fuck buddy?
 
More likely yours than mine.
 
Wasn't me who sent it.
 
Didn't think you did.
 
Hello E. Don't forget the porcelain trophy for meretricious behavior in Daycare.
 
Good. I've been good. Last year was awful. But this year seems better. and yourself?
 
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