What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

If carbon monoxide is ODOURLESS...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
...WE COULD ALL BE BREATHING IT IN RIGHT NOW!
 
Open the windows Wacky!
 
It's cold!
 
better cold than dead and cold
 
At least if I'm dead I don't have to worry...until the next life.
 
where you'll most likely be cold again, so what's the point of dying?
 
No, don't open the windows, Wacky! They want you to do that...then you'll be breathing in the toxic air and we'll find you frozen to your computer, with a gay porn thread in the MF opened with a strange stain on the screen.
 
I breath carbon monoxide all the time at work, I use cylinders of it to calibrate the CO monitors.
 
GEORDI?
 
Remember when Troi sent Geordi to die and Riker said "OKAY, YOU'RE PROMOTED!"
 
LOL that was on G4 last night, when Data had amnesia and killed half a village from radiation and they were like AW POOR DATA.

He remembered how to speak the language of a primitive non-Federation world but couldn't read the word "radioactive" in English. I DON'T THINK SO BERMAGA!!!111

(Remember the good old days when we would actually read and participate in wankfests like this at Trek? Life was so simple then...)
 
STILL A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE BEST OF ENTERPRISE, PROBABLY
 
I watched Enterprise the other night, it was the episode where Trip and Archer are trapped on a desert planet and they have wild monkey butt sex.
 
I saw the one the other night where Hoshi fucks all of the crew members except Mayweather, and he still didn't have anything to say.
 
Mirror Hoshi was the only good character
 
Didn't Mirror Porthos have a vagina on its forehead?
 
No that was Mirror Archer (since he's a dickhead.)
 
Remember when everyone thought Malcolm was going to be gay and then he wasn't?
 
Everyone being a few losers on TrekBBS, yes.
 
Gee, he's a Brit, d'ya think he's a faggot? I read a couple interviews where he didn't say he wasn't!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top