I wonder (day 4 & 5)...

[Dr Dave]

Does Dork Lord do the chicken dance?

 

[Cassie]

Naked?

 

[Dr Dave]

I didnt ask if he did it naked.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Someone once told me I dance like an African tribesman, but I always saw my style more as "techno-hippie*.

P.S. Cassie: I usually only dance naked in teh bathroom!

 

[Dr Dave]

Hippie....

Do i need to neg somebody?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can't help it, I was raised that way!

 

[Dr Dave]

Must

 

[Dr Dave]

not...

 

[The Dork Lord]

REMEMBER TEH PILLZ!

 

[Dr Dave]

HOLDING!!!!!!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

TOP 5 REASONS FOR DR. DAVE NOT TO NEG DORK LORD:

5: I'm also a Marine! (that confuses people)

4: I only have one tye-dye, and it's a Hooters shirt.

3: I bathe frequently.

2: I usually have my own cancer sticks, and don't mooch off others.

And the number one reason Dr. Dave shouldn't neg the Dork Lord...

1: I wear leather and eat meat.

 

[Dr Dave]

But you said your a hippie of some kind...

Please to define this "techno hippie" thing?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Someone that dances in any manner you might see at an open air concert, rave, techno club or bonfire?

I also mosh sometimes...

 

[Dr Dave]

hmm...

*has another sip of dry cider*

 

[The Dork Lord]

I won a frisbee once at a ska concert once...

 

[Dr Dave]

I won something once...

 

[The Dork Lord]

What did you win?

 

[Dr Dave]

Uh...

something, I dont remember.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Congratulations!

 

[Dr Dave]

Thanks.