I WAS RAPED BY GRAPE APE

[Yub]

I can still hear him as he violated me!

GRAPE APE
GRAPE APE

GRAPE APE
GRAPE APE
GRAAAAAAAAAPE ..... ape.

 

[The Watcher]

I'm so sorry to hear that. Maybe next time you could distract him with food and run away?

 

[Cassie]

Start wearing shorts made of duct tape.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Did you get the Grape Ape rape on tape?

 

[FBI parte due]

I heard you sustained a blow to your nape.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yub, it isnt rape if you give him $20 to violate you.

 

[headvoid]

This thread reminded me of Stu "crush a grape" Francis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stu_Francis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnWbnI6AB_M

This exhaustive research has shown me there is no clip on the internet of Stu, saying his amazingly funny catchphrase "Oooh I could crush a grape"

This is a good thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did he mean he'd crush the grape between his ass cheeks?

 

[headvoid]

No, he would crush the grape between two boy scouts arsecheeks.

Unfortunately he did actually choke on a grape on stage in a working mens club in Rotherham and died. That was in 1988.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The wiki page describes him as only "slightly camp". What's the point in that?

 

[headvoid]

He was a half hearted campster. Not like Andi Peters and his leather chapped boyfriend (Who I met, couldn't string two words together but eggs would have nailed him on the spot)

 

[The Dork Lord]

there is no escape from teh grape!

 

[Yub]

Yub, it isnt rape if you give him $20 to violate you.

He threw $20 at me afterward, as if I was a whore!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was Andi's boyfriend the controller of ED THE DUCK?

 

[headvoid]

Ed the duck was where it all started wasn't it? eh wacky?

Now we get TO THE NUB OF IT!!!!!

 

[Henoch]

i remember that cartoon well.

 

[Henoch]

i think they edited out rape scenes as not to offend the children.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Some ducks have foot fetishes:

THEY WANT YOU TO FOOT THE BILL!

 

[Yub]

I think I'm pregnant with his cartoon ape baby and I will die before the end of the first trimester. I cannot abort the fetus unless I go swimming in some of that stuff that kills cartoons from Roger Rabbit.

 

[Henoch]

i am sorry for yer dilemma. i see no options but to leave it in gods hands.