I was at the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes wedding

[CaptainWacky]

Raped them both lol see what I did there I said raped them both not just one of them how Wacky lol.

 

[Cassie]

Do your man parts glow in the dark now?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I absorbed their alien powers and now rule over all scientologists the bastards.

 

[Cassie]

YOU ARE XENU REINCARNATED!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAHA, PUNY MORTALS, KNEEL BEFORE WOD

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DID YOU NOT SUCK OUT THEIR EYEBALLS TO BE STRONG ON THEM?

 

[curiousa2z]

eeeeeeeew....Wacky, oh noes!!!! Tom Cruise?



*barf*

 

[CaptainWacky]

HIS POWER IS MY POWER

 

[Tisiphone]

Are you gonna be in the movies now???

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mission Impossible 4 here I come!

 

[Tisiphone]

wOOt!

You'll go up against John Travolta dressed in his Battlefield Earth costume.

MAY THE BEST SCIENTOLOGIST WIN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have Katie's corpse on my side!

 

[curiousa2z]

see? ZOMBIES R HANDY TO HAVE DECAYING AROUND!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

OMG! IF THAT'S WHAT HE DID TO TOM AND KATIE CRUISE, WHAT HAS BECOME OF LITTLE BABY GO AWAY?!!?

 

[curiousa2z]

....O The INHUMANITY!

 

[Cassie]

He ate it

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll eat the leftovers later.

 

[Cassie]

I'd like some chinese food right now.

 

[Loktar]

I'd like some chinese food right now.

I'd like some chinese food yesterday.

Oh wait I already did.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky, make sure you don't have a tape worm, I heard Tom had them.