I want to ask you something

[horacio]

qdesh li laina pich?

 

[Ilyanna]

Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba.

 

[StringTheorist]

LOL I KNOW THIS ARTICLE AND IT'S EPIC

maika ti e tolkova tupa, 4e se spuva v bezji4niq telefon

 

[starburst]

LOL IMA I DRUGI BULGARI LI

 

[Ilyanna]

lol, yeah, I just followed starburst to teenproblem.blablabla and got that site. Nice indeed
My most favorite one was "Pederas grozen gyrbaw prokazhen"

 

[StringTheorist]

It was really fun to read as a Bulgarian, though not very accurate. I love the Serbian swearings (jebu te Papa).

LOL IMA I DRUGI BULGARI LI

NE PRO4ELA GO E OT EDNA STATIQ

 

[Ilyanna]

well, tell me the accurate one, then!

 

[Ilyanna]

BTW, what is a Bulgarian-English dictionary worth if it doesn't know any of the words, anyway?
Is Bulgarian like Serbian where one has to know the principal part of the word to get its translation?

 

[starburst]

ama tq se kazva Ilyanna, imam 4uvstvoto 4e e bg pod prikritie

 

[StringTheorist]

Bulgarian is very similar to Serbian, Russian and a few other languages.

I'll just create a thread for swears in Bulgarian. The most common one is MAIKA TI DA EBA (МАЙКА ТИ ДА ЕБА) which means "I will fuck your mother".

 

[Ilyanna]

^lol, that one is pretty universal
What does starburst's post say in English?

 

[jack]

we need a "fuck you in the neck asshat. Deeply and Repeatedly" bulgarian translation.

 

[starburst]

i dont think we have a word for asshat, but anyway:

da te eba vav vrata "asshat" dulboko i posotqnno

 

[jack]

My cat's name is "starburst" btw.

For real

 

[starburst]

I used the name of the candy

 

[StringTheorist]

^lol, that one is pretty universal
What does starburst's post say in English?

He asks if you're Bulgarian, I told him you're not, then he said that you're called Ilyanna (it's a name used in Bulgaria), and he feels you're a Bulgarian undercover.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh I totally am, but don't tell anybody.

Look, I've found another nice phrase:
lizhi ciganska sperma govnarche

 

[The Question]

What is all this Soviet-era dickfuck?!

 

[Ilyanna]

It's Bulgarian. They've bought TK and now they try to teach us proper conduct.

 

[The Question]

I'm gonna properly insert rabid weasels into their anuses! issed: