I used a lightsabre in the attic today

[whisky]

because I couldn't get to the light switch

Totally justifies the expense

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Good, man.

Little known fact: lightsabers were originally designed by the Jedi as a source of illumination. They also hung them from trees in the forest as 'bug zappers.'

 

[whisky]

I bet the jedi's lighsabres don't have a battery saving five minute auto shutdown feature.

Its suddenly in the dark up a ladder carrying a heavy box tastic!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Are we talking the telescoping plastic ones?

What color are you rocking?

 

[whisky]

No, the FX, I have four, but I used Obi Wans, as it gives off the most light.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Bastard. I hate you (not really).

Those are pretty sweet.

My mom won't let me have those.

 

[whisky]

My mum gave me 20 quid towards my last one, birthday and christmas money.

I just need a green one now, so I'm waiting for Luke's ROTJ model.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I have the telescoping Qui Gon and Dooku models.

I pretty much suck by comparison.

 

[whisky]

You'll get them one day, once you have a job of your own your parents cant really stop you buying stuff, proving you pay them board, or better still have a place of your own.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I can only hope. Maybe I'll just justify the expense by buying it for my 1 year old son, instead. Ha! Then what's his mother gonna do about it!?

 

[whisky]

Watch idly by as your one year old son smashes it up I suppose

 

[Shitty Dual]

Darth Maul's is on the other wall, over his couch. I'll see if he can send me a shot of that, too.

 

[curiousa2z]

omg. geeks.

 

[Shitty Dual]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't understand how Kerb Crawler can have children of his own but his mom won't let him have a lightsabre.

 

[curiousa2z]

TIS ONE OF LIFE'S SWEET MYSTERIES

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Thank goodness posts of mockery, ridicule, parody, inanity, self-loathing, and half-truths are the raison d'être for teh Minefield!

I, for one, would hate to ever be taken seriously down here.

 

[jack]

It's because he still respects his mom.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why does she have a problem with lightsabres? Phallic symbol?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

TELL US THE FACTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL US