Speaking of farts, since that's a more interesting subject than Tardfoot; I've been swigging out of a gallon of milk just for the entertainment value while I'm stuck with mostly-nonfunctional internet.
You know, everyone likes their own brand, but give someone who's borderline lactose intolerant ready access to milk and hooooooo, fun.
I'm tearing up some chainsaw cabbage that would make every eye water back-of-house at a Tijuana dive bar. It's fantastic.
*urp*, *laughing* and up top was sold to blackfoot NAP. My word is bond. I may copypasta a little, but that's when I'm reporting sports information or just simpy being uppity or CUTE.
And Another Thang:
BLACKFOOT/CeeJay
Excuse me for dissing BLACKFOOT. I was formally known as BLACKFOOT. Let the name and the past RIP. Let all other BLACKOOT'S (blackfoots Dick, blackfoot Penus, blackfoot NAP, BROWNFOOT) RIP..
LIAR. How many BLACKFOOT threads do you have running? You are obsessed bro. The thing is, nobody cares. Who's ignoring the member formally known as BLACKFOOT? Not you Venooker.
Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up? You're Blackfoot, also Steve "Weeaboo" Jack. We all know it. You know we all know it. Stuff a cock in that yap and don't talk with your mouth full, shit biscuit.
Recommended amount of hash: 2g; makes about 50 biscuits, approximately 0.04g per biscuit switch to metric units
5.25 oz
butter
07 oz
hash
5.25 oz
sugar
2
pinches of salt
2
pinches of powdered cinnamon
1
egg
9.275 oz
flour
Warm up 50g of butter. Warm up the hash and crumble it into the liquid butter, dissolving it as finely as possible. Knead it in with the rest of the butter. Add the sugar, spices, and egg and stir. (Do not beat it into a foam.) Knead the flour into the mixture.
Preheat the oven to 200 degrees Celsius.
Roll out the dough on a floured surface until it is about 4 mm thick. Cut out biscuits with a form of about 6 cm in diameter. Lay these on a sheet covered with baking paper. Place it in the oven on the middle rack and bake for approximately 10 minutes.
Tip: If no proper cookie cutter is available, you can always grab a drinking glass...
Ah, shitbiscuits. Breakfast of champions chimpanzees. 'Cause you know how they like to chow down on shit. Ain't that right, Nigfoot, ya barking cuntplate.
Ah, shitbiscuits. Breakfast of champions chimpanzees. 'Cause you know how they like to chow down on shit. Ain't that right, Nigfoot, ya barking cuntplate.
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