I saw a girl who looks like Anna Paquin today

[CaptainWacky]

I SHOT HER!

 

[Blindgroping]

But, not with a camera obviously.

 

[Mentalist]

Should of groped her tits then ran away.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She knows where I live.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw her today too, in a car.

 

[headvoid]

You should have gone over grabbed her tits then said CARPE DIEM IT MEANS GARB TITS RIGHT NOW ROBIN WILLIAMS MADE ME DO IT.

I reckon she would have got it and fallen in love with you

 

[Grammour Boy]

pics?

 

[Tisiphone]

Did she get cum in her eye?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes. I take photos of girls I don't know in public then masturbate on their face.

 

[Tisiphone]

I've always sensed that about you, perv.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S NOT THE HALF OF TIT

 

[Tisiphone]

*gasps*

 

[CaptainWacky]

you don't want to know.............

(because there is nothing)

 

[FBI parte due]

DICE

 

[CaptainWacky]

I throw dice at strangers

 

[headvoid]

Maybe you should have just told her she looks like Anna Paquin

 

[Lilac]

And then rolled a D100 to see if she'd fall madly in love with you and make hot, wild and passionate love with you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't really know me at all if you think it's possible for me to talk to a girl.

 

[Lilac]

That's why you should roll a D100 to see if you can talk to a girl.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know what that is, but the answer would be "no" no matter how it came up.