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I need some convincing lies to tell the interviewer on Monday
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You make model boats.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Chief Dispatula, Peter Pan Bus Lines
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Your religion is registered as "Jedi".
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
All your men clothes are in the wash so you borrowed what yer presently wearing from your sister.
You could even add on your sister's name for verisimilitude.
It'd be great if her name were Zelda. (I wish I had a sister named Zelda, but no.)
Still, can't have everything.
You could even add on your sister's name for verisimilitude.
It'd be great if her name were Zelda. (I wish I had a sister named Zelda, but no.)
Still, can't have everything.
Shitty Dual
schroedinger's fat
Zamboni racer.
You only post at TK for research purposes.
You are a secret agent, and your codename is SPACEBAT.
You were born with two extra toes and donated them to a poor little toeless orphan.
You can bring home the bacon, and fry it up in a pan.
Ducks are not ever sexy.
You are a secret agent, and your codename is SPACEBAT.
You were born with two extra toes and donated them to a poor little toeless orphan.
You can bring home the bacon, and fry it up in a pan.
Ducks are not ever sexy.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
CassieSassyPants said:
heh. Me too.
yes, the duck thing probably needn't be mentioned ....
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You've started an internet campaign to get Hayden Panettiere to play Janice Rand in Star Trek 11.
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Folces Weard
KEEP THEM COMING I'LL BE ACCEPTED TO MIT IN NO TIME AT THIS RATE
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Every Christmas, you donate all your old rubber sex devices to Toys for Tots.
You interned for half a year in Britney Spears' cootchie.
You know how pi ends, but signed a no-spoiler agreement with GOD.
You interned for half a year in Britney Spears' cootchie.
You know how pi ends, but signed a no-spoiler agreement with GOD.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
^ok, the pi thing with God's kinda a hard act to follow...
That electronic anklet is really haute couture jewellry.
That electronic anklet is really haute couture jewellry.
Jump up on your chair and say "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"? then tell him you have a rare form of tourettes.
Tell him your mom is Wonder Woman, and you are the bastard child of Aqua Man.
You have a magic wand!
Your nuts smell of peanut butter.
Your cat can bark the national anthem.
You write all your term papers with your toes.
Tell him your mom is Wonder Woman, and you are the bastard child of Aqua Man.
You have a magic wand!
Your nuts smell of peanut butter.
Your cat can bark the national anthem.
You write all your term papers with your toes.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Tell him you've gotten away your entire life by signing all paperwork "Eric Idle".
Say you produced The Beatles' White Album whilst suffering from 24 Hour Ricketts.
Say you trained Clyde the Orung-Utang in the "Every Which Way" movies.
Say you host underwater parties for Arabs in Aqualungs/
Say you have a small part in one of the Wallace & Grommit movies.
Say you produced The Beatles' White Album whilst suffering from 24 Hour Ricketts.
Say you trained Clyde the Orung-Utang in the "Every Which Way" movies.
Say you host underwater parties for Arabs in Aqualungs/
Say you have a small part in one of the Wallace & Grommit movies.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You're a "people person".