I made the internet slow down by looking at porn

[CaptainWacky]

I feel guilty.

(Yes I know I said I don't look at porn the other day, I'm consistently inconsistent.)

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

PRON IS TEH DEVIL'S FINGER FOOD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You'd think the internet would be used to it by now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They don't call them torrents for nothing (LOL I don't know what that means)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING MEANS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This computer is really slow when Wolfy has torrents running. Takes forever to spam. Like now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just "accidently" stop them running then if he gives you any lip WITHOLD HIS PUDDING.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DON'T EAT YER MEAT LOL

 

[YingSawSay]

xtube.com r0x3rs

 

[Ishcabittle]

There's one Cisco switch out there buckling under the weight of porn, porn, porn, and nothing but - and all the other switches are like, "haha, you got the porn packets, wassup now?!?" ('cause network switches sound like wiggers) and it's all like, "i'm okay, sheeit, I like all the ones and zeros representin' bitches and hos and shit, whadup, dawgs?!"

 

[Cassie]

YOU GUYS COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR SLOW INTERNETS I LIVE WITH THE SLOWNESS OF LIKE HAVING PRON DOWNLOADING ALL THE TIME AND I STILL WAVE MY HANDS IN THE AIR AND JUSTL IKE I DON'T CARE OOOO SHINY

 

[CaptainWacky]

xtube.com r0x3rs

TYPED IN ADDRESS, CLICKED "BOTH"

 

[curiousa2z]

male AND female?

 

[YingSawSay]

TYPED IN ADDRESS, CLICKED "BOTH"

Wow, I'm not that brave. I have no desire to see sweaty cocks bigger than lil Ying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But smaller than is okay?

 

[Dr Dave]

Porn is teh good, the internets like teh porn, nuff said.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But what about "the"?

 

[Dr Dave]

it also likes the porn too!

 

[Gagh]

I made the Interweb slow down by LAUGHING AT ETHIOPIA.