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I like my online friends but I wish I had real life friends too

That seems unlikely.
 
Got to be worth a shot.
 
Why?
 
WY NOT?
 
we only get one fucking life so we might as well try to make it EVER-LASTING by doing something I don't know what some scientist can come up with the idea
 
I like my online friends and appreciate those who are still posting 17 years later (but miss the others.)
 
If you ever find yourself in the middle of nowhere USA I will take you out for actual barbecue, okay?
 
I'm going to visit Cassie one day and commit suicide by gator.
 
Well that's one way to go...
 
I'll be giving something back (my body, to the gator.)
 
If you ever find yourself in the middle of nowhere USA I will take you out for actual barbecue, okay?

Wait can I go too?
 
I will throw Wacky in the pond.
 
I'm going to visit Cassie one day and commit suicide by gator.
You my friend. Yes you. You cannot die. Ever. Yeah, you're stuck here for life and beyond. Deal.
 
Wait can I go too?
Completely. Let's go!
 
I will throw Wacky in the pond.

Watch your metal feet!
 
Ya know, I think a TK meetup would be sort of fun. It's been enough time that we're not actually that weird, right? But in any event I might be armed. You know, just in case.
 
Bertha will nudge him gently, and then wap him with her tail.
 
Well that's one way to go...


Like getting caught in the gears of a combine…
 
Like getting caught in the gears of a combine…
Well nobody wants that.
 
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