I like my eggs over easy

jack · Dec 1, 2005

So they're just a little runny when you pierce the yolk gently with a fork.

Kerb Crawler · Dec 1, 2005

You're not a violent masher?

Mentalist · Dec 1, 2005

I always flip the eggs over in the frying pan and give them about 8 seconds sunny side.

Loktar · Dec 2, 2005

I like my eggs scrambled, just like my brain.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 2, 2005

I'm suddenly horny.

CaptainWacky · Dec 2, 2005

What about French Toast?

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 2, 2005

Does it tickle?

CaptainWacky · Dec 3, 2005

Sorry, FREEDOM Toast.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 3, 2005

I like balls.

CaptainWacky · Dec 3, 2005

Penis.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 3, 2005

CaptainWacky · Dec 3, 2005

I'm so gay.

Mentalist · Dec 3, 2005

Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes.

CaptainWacky · Dec 3, 2005

I like my EGGS on the bottom and begging for more!

(It's a sexual innuendo.)

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 3, 2005

I'm mostly a top.

missmanners · Dec 3, 2005

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I'm suddenly horny.

NEWS FLASH!

mm

johnford · Dec 3, 2005

I like VKD to ejaculate in my eggs!

Loktar · Dec 3, 2005

I'd like a hen to lay an egg on my egg, eat it and wash it down with egg nog while Eggs Mayonaise beat me off!

CaptainWacky · Dec 3, 2005

I'd like to egg egg egg egg egg.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Dec 3, 2005

U RAPE EGGS RAPE RAPE GRAPEAPE