I know the truth about Cassie

[Toxicdistortion]

...but the waiver form hasn't arrived yet, so I can't spill the beans. Let's just say it involves a midget, a shower massager and two slices of bread.

The truth is out there.

 

[FBI parte due]

You're just saying this because you hate killing cats, aren't you?

CAT APOLOGIST! GO BACK TO CATLAND, CAT FREAK! IF YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THEM?!?!

 

[Toxicdistortion]

You're just saying this because you hate killing cats, aren't you?

Let's just say every time I hit a bumb in the road, I back up over it in case it was a cat.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I do the same thing on my bike only for toads.

 

[Conchaga]

OMGz X filz

 

[Toxicdistortion]

OMGz X filz

omg that show suX0rED 4t teh emnd

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectt.cgi

 

[Toxicdistortion]

I do the same thing on my bike only for toads.

<nods>

Stands to reason and all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you a dogist?

 

[Cassie]

OMGOMGOMGOMGCLOSETOMGOMGOMGCATOMGOMGOMLOVERGOGMOGMOGJOGMAEOFHASLKEF!!!

 

[Toxicdistortion]

OMGOMGOMGOMGCLOSETOMGOMGOMGCATOMGOMGOMLOVERGOGMOGMOGJOGMAEOFHASLKEF!!!

Again, in English please?

Well, I do like pussy, but no cat ever deserves the moniker "pussy" because a cat can't, well, you know, even compare to a pussy.

Now King Kong on the other hand...

 

[Cassie]

Grrrr... disappearing posts! And I had so much to say, too bad I can't remember what it was.

 

[Ishcabittle]

It was probably something about the Queen of France.

 

[Cassie]

THE QUEEN OF FRANCE IN YOUR PANTS PARTY.

 

[Ishcabittle]

TONIGHT AND TONIGHT ONLY!!! THE QUEEN OF FRANCE AND THE ELECTRIC UNDERWEAR!!! ONE PERFORMANCE OF MAJOC AND LAFFSTER!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

pointless bump

 

[FBI parte due]

Toxicdistortion turned out to be quite the poster, didn't s/he/it?

 

[Cassie]

He is one of my friends from another site. Just didn't like it here too much.

 

[FBI parte due]

As is often the case here.

 

[Cassie]

He says we are silly.. can you believe that?

 

[FBI parte due]

What, really? I can't see how anyone could get that impression from the Mine Field.