I just remembered an insult I used to use years ago.

[Mentalist]

"Fuck off, you Choc Ice."


I've decided to bring it back into my daily life.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bit racist. Go for it!

 

[speck]

I'm offended by your insult.

 

[jack]

When I saw it in another thread I thought, oh cool, one I havent seen before.

Describe it in delicious detail, if you please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT'S TO EXPLAIN

 

[The Dork Lord]

If someone called me that;

at most I'd raise an eyebrow

or pull my sunglasses down,

should I be wearing them

Or perhaps look at rhem like

they've got a dick growing

out of their forehead

 

[CaptainWacky]

EXACTLY

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It'd be like a scene from CSI:Miami. But then one of the characters would turn out to be an expert on choc ices and explain everything while the other characters stood around nodding in agreement WHEN CHOC ICES HAD NEVER EVER BEEN MENTIONED BEFORE

 

[CaptainWacky]

then I'd change the channel

 

[The Dork Lord]

It sounds like something you might buy at baskin robbins

 

[Fuddlemiff]

yeah, it's like a chocolate bar, only the filling is ice cream. now available as an insult!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Americans call them "eskimo pies" which is RACIST AS FUCK!

 

[The Dork Lord]

everything about america is racist

 

[Ishcabittle]

especially the salad bar at denny's. fuckin' assholes.

 

[jack]

Well see...now I understand.

 

[Ishcabittle]

you know, when you reach for the jello, and they've separated the red, blue, and green jellos into their separate little lands, like, berlin wall of plastic divider and shit, and i'm thinkin', "wtf? i um, yeah. i totally don't think that's appropriate."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jelly should not be divided by colour, creed, nor wobblyness!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

see now Jelly and Jello are two different things

Or should they not be segregated either

and what of Jam?

or marmelade?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jello IS Jelly here and jam is...jam.