I just realised I haven't wanked this year

[CaptainWacky]

WHO SAYS WACKY CAN'T SHOCK YOU WITH HIS HONEST ANYMORE!?

 

[Dual]

WACKY WAS THAT YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can't imagine not wanking for a year...

 

[Henoch]

Dude, there are still 11 months to go, i'm sure u'll make up 4 it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe.

 

[Henoch]

i have faith in yer WANKiness.

 

[Roadwarrior]

I have faith in Henoch being a pole smoker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone does. What's the value of having faith in something that's demonstrably true?

 

[Cassie]

He wants Henoch to smoke his pole and put an end to doubt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The thread title is no longer true anyway.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SPLOINK

 

[CaptainWacky]

Took some doing.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky, as your doctor I suggest you wank this weekend.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And as your local Fuddlemiff, I must concur.

 

[Dr Dave]

Two out of many TK posters agree, Wacky should Wank this weekend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Two now.

 

[The Dork Lord]

WOOHOO 4 TEH WANKINGS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Might try again tonight.

 

[Ishcabittle]

HOW'D IT GOE?! SOLDIER ON, DEAREST FELLOW, SOLDIER ON...

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky, as your doctor I must ask how the wanking went.