I just lay in bed for half an hour with my eyes wide fucking open.

[Mentalist]

Yes, yes, I TRIED closing them but the fact remains that I can't sleep.

This sucks, I hate not being able to sleep because I'm bored and there is nothing to stay awake for. A good eight hours would whittle some time away nicely.

Fuck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I slept most of the day away, now it's 1:30AM and I'm awake. I'm about to take a shower and channel surf, since I won't be going to sleep anytime soon.

Perhaps the roommate will come home wasted and provide some entertainment. Unless he brings home company again, in which case I will entertain myself by bludgeoning him.

 

[Mentalist]

Heh.

I have had a horrible day. Really, really boring. It's why I felt like having a good whine about the current state of my life earlier. I slept probably 11 hours yesterday due to perpetual boredom and so I am not really that suprised that I am awake.

My problem is that I have nothing to do at all. I can't watch TV because it's all in Greek. Well, I can because I speak Greek but I don't want to fucking watch it as well. I watch CNN and sometimes Larry King is good. I watched it today and it was a special on James Dean that was pretty entertaining but thats few and far between.

Now it's Sunday and I am resigned to the fact that the whole day is going to be crap again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Turn to Jesus, my son. You will find all things in Him.










*blink*







BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh that was good, HAHAHAHA, I tried to keep a straight face as long as I could, but BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... ah, me. *sigh* *wipes tear*

 

[Mentalist]

Oh god, I read this fucking site where loads of suicidal people get advice from some nut case fundementalist. You can imagine.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

God is big business. And he has lots of lawyers in case people fuck with Him.

 

[Mentalist]

If I was Jesus I would of sued him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sort of like how Rupert Murdoch's son left the corporation. I would have been fed up too.

"You want me to WHAT??? But....but that's CRAZY!!!!"

 

[Mentalist]

I REALLY hope Mary Magdalene was hot. Coz aint nothing going to take the sting out of a crown of thorns.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If she looked like Barbara Hershey like Scorsese shot, Jesus was SO IN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose church would give me something to do on a Sunday.

 

[Mentalist]

Not something very fun though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There might be girls there, though!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And the priests certainly won't be calling dibs on them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What is it about priesthood that attracts paedofucks?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Boxers.

 

[Mentalist]

Bend over the font for Jesus.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Jesus was always a font loader.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jesus wanked on the cross. Twice.