CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Let's have less Homer Simpsons, and more money for our public schools!
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Stupid public schools...
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
That's my second favourite episode after "Fear of Flying".
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The first ten minutes of Fear Of Flying = pwnage.
"My name is Guy Incognito!"
"This lesbian bar has no fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!"
"My name is Guy Incognito!"
"This lesbian bar has no fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!"
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Lisa: Mom, can we talk to you?
Marge: Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
Lisa: Uh… neat.
Marge: Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
Lisa: Uh… neat.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Marge: Oh, well, thank you doctor. You've changed my life!
Dr. Zweig: You know, Marge, we've really just begun to scratch the surface. There's still the far more serious problem of your husband.
Homer: (walking in) That's okay, you don't have to make her into some kind of superwoman. She can get on a plane, that's plenty.
Dr. Zweig: You know, Marge, we've really just begun to scratch the surface. There's still the far more serious problem of your husband.
Homer: (walking in) That's okay, you don't have to make her into some kind of superwoman. She can get on a plane, that's plenty.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Amazingly, most of the cast of Cheers appeared in the episode, yet neither Sideshow Bob nor Frasier Crane were anywhere to be seen...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Moe: And I'm taking your favourite song out of the jukebox!
Homer: It's raining men!?
Moe: Yeah, well not no more it ain't!
Homer: It's raining men!?
Moe: Yeah, well not no more it ain't!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Smithers gets hit by a record flying through his car window...
*approving murmur*
*approving murmur*
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Homer goes to college is good too...
Homer: You've won this round, Dean, but the war isn't over...
(He runs outside. The phone rings.)
Homer(in stupid voice): Hello, Dean? You are a stupidhead!
(The Dean looks out the window the sees Homer on a public phone.)
Dean: Homer, is that you?
Homer: AAARGH!
(Homer runs away.)
IT'S FUNNIER WHEN YOU AREN'T TYPING IT
Homer: You've won this round, Dean, but the war isn't over...
(He runs outside. The phone rings.)
Homer(in stupid voice): Hello, Dean? You are a stupidhead!
(The Dean looks out the window the sees Homer on a public phone.)
Dean: Homer, is that you?
Homer: AAARGH!
(Homer runs away.)
IT'S FUNNIER WHEN YOU AREN'T TYPING IT
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I just got done watching the one where he was running the plant in India.
Bart(On phone): There's a new bully: HE'S IN THE HOUSE!
Homer: Outsourcing! (click)
Bart(On phone): There's a new bully: HE'S IN THE HOUSE!
Homer: Outsourcing! (click)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Homer: Hey buddy, did you catch the NERD?
Student: Pardon me?
Student: Pardon me?
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Bye, Everybody!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Homer: Everything's going to be okay. We'll start a new life...under the sea.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
That's your solution to everything!!
I want to see the Mr.Plow episode. They haven't shown that for years.
I want to see the Mr.Plow episode. They haven't shown that for years.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Now we play the waiting game.
...waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
...waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Chief Wiggum: We only have the man-power to enforce the most recent law!
Snake: You live! You die! You Live! You die!
Cheif Wiggum: Back in the day, we woulda been all over that!
Snake: Ha Ha!
Snake: You live! You die! You Live! You die!
Cheif Wiggum: Back in the day, we woulda been all over that!
Snake: Ha Ha!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't remember that.