I have very long fingernails

[starbys]

Thought you should know.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm not quite sure how to feel about this, or respond to it. I may need some time.

Thank you for telling us, in any case.

 

[starbys]

I have a beeper for back scratching.

 

[Henoch]

do u paint your very long fingernails pretty colors?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Back scratch fever?

 

[jack]

Do they curl properly at the ends yet?

 

[Dr Dave]

Why is my back bleeding...

 

[starbys]

I have many different nail polish colors, yes. Currently they are traditional sparkling clear though.

Curling is bad form, shows improper filing techniques. Yucko patooie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good for tickling and scratching (or a perverse pain/pleasure combination of the two.)

 

[starbys]

Yup, tickling is wonderful foreplay

 

[Shitty Dual]

Back scratch fever?

No, that's a rash.

 

[The Dork Lord]

No, that's a rash.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

NICE FINGERNAILS, BUT HOW MUCH LETTUCE DO YOU HAVE?!

 

[starbys]

HOW ATTACHED IS IT TO THE TACO??

 

[Dr Dave]

Sounds like you need medication

 

[Gagh]

You're right. We did need to know this.
































*Sticks long nails to the skin-dummy mannequin in the basement. One more victim and I have a whole woman at last. Mwuhahahahahaha!*

 

[The Dork Lord]

PILLZ!

Sounds like you need medication

I need pillz!

 

[Dr Dave]

*hands Dork Lord Pillz*

 

[CaptainWacky]

It puts the lotion on its skin...

 

[Dr Dave]

or else it gets the hose again!