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I have returned

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
But there's too many new threads. Don't know if I've got the strength to get to them all.

Soooo....

*blinks*

Yeah.
 
Welcome back!
 
I don't believe you're back. Please post a photograph of yourself topless to confirm that you are in fact posting and it's not a cat or someone who looked over your shoulder when typing your password.
 
If you'd been toobin down the river this weekend, you might have been able to take a picture for yourself.
 
[Gerneric movie black guy]Daaaammmn!!!![/Gerneric movie black guy]
 
Did you wear a life vest?
 
Did you wear a life vest?

I understand she already possesses adequate flotation devices. *drools*
 
WOMAN HAS BREASTS SHOCKER.
 
Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before, Dirk.
 
Were talking about safety here Dirk, and you go make a boob joke.

For shame Dirk. Show some damn respect when we talk about safety.
 
Think of all the people who drowned when the Titanic was shot by those aliens.
 
Yeah!
 
CURSE YOU JAMES CAMERON! CURSE YOU!
 
JAMES CAMERON HATES BREASTS.
 
I dunno. He's a pretty big tit.
 
I wish I had an image of Woody Allen being chased by a giant breast.

I first saw it in "Everything you wanted to know" when I was about 14 years old. The image of him being showered by breast milk from a 2 storey escaped breast remained with me for some time.
 
I haven't posted for a bunch of days either, so I'm going to use this thread to do so.
 
I have been largely lurking except for BB as well, because my life sucks and work has been busy (but I did get two glorious days away from the city and my troubles during the holiday weekend).

SO I POST NOW HI TISI WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A TIZZY? IS IT OVER KIZZY? OR CHICKEN GEORGE?
 
IT'S OVER CHICKEN GEORGE, THE COCK
 
Cock of the walk?
 
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