i fit the profile of a serial killer

[Henoch]

i'm ready to start a new career.

This could work out imo.

 

[The Dork Lord]

As long as I'm not in your profile of victims!

 

[Yub]

You should start with the people in that thread of people who should be dead.

 

[The Dork Lord]

a celebrity serial killer!

You'd me the most famous killer of all!

 

[Yub]

And Hollywood would hate you! Always a plus! You'd be keeping it real!

 

[The Dork Lord]

FITE DA POWAH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I do is some ways, but not the actual serial killing part.

 

[headvoid]

You need a specialism, you know like leaving them with perfectly manicured nails or paint them like the black and white minstrels.

I can see it now.

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THIS MAKE UP ON ME!!! I'M GETTING SCARED, PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!

Mmmmm, someone has removed my picture priviliges, obviously scared of the MINSTREL KILLER!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY WEREN'T RACIST OR NOTHING, IT WAS ALL JUST FUN, PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY WHAT THEY THINK, IT'S PC GONE MAD

 

[The Dork Lord]

!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

wtf pcness lik- a my ballz-a hey wikipedia whaat a great example of internet slang for yout oreferecczxsd

 

[The Dork Lord]

HITLER?

 

[CaptainWacky]

We should have the right to make other people feel less worthy of life due to factors beyond their control. THE RIGHT

 

[The Dork Lord]

I kill someone every day: IN MY MIND!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I never have violent fantasies.

 

[headvoid]

I am very dissapointed no-one likes my idea of the Minstrel Murders. jeez, there is even alliteration in there you BASTARDS

 

[Cassie]

HEADVOID HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER YOU ASSHOLES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jim Davidson would like it.

 

[headvoid]

NICK NICK!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

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