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I DESIRE SEX WITH MEN, WILL PAY FOR SUCH SEX

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Just so you know.
 
Look at the similar threads...FIGURES.
 
duly noted.
 
I'd also fuck Anna Paquin, Natalie Portman and Kelly Clarkson if available.
 
You could check their schedules.
 
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
 
Is "schedules" a euphemism for something ELSE in Scotland???

we've already learned the sordid truth about fannies over there!
 
No, I was just practicing being a BLACK WOMAN.
 
I still attempt to do it for free.

But given enough time, I'll be right there with ya, buddy. Maybe we can do a time share.
 
OR AN ASS SHARE LOL
 
[South American Accent]HOW MUCH ARE THE WOMEN? I WANT TO BUY THE WOMEN.[/South American Accent]
 
What is sex worth? How much are you willing to pay?

The internet has devalued sex. Take what you can, and give as good as you get.
 
FANNIES
 
FIDDLEMUFF!
 
I have lost my former innocence re fannies across the Atlantic.

Luckily, I have Arrested Development re-runs in the late afternoon to console me.
 
^
"I've got a cot with his name on it, Mother."

"He's your brother. How could you?"

"I said cot, mother."

"Oh."
 
COCAINE WITH MEN
 
Snort that ass!
 
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!!
 
THE WORLD IS FULL OF POSSIBILITIES.
 
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