I DEMAND PORK SAUSAGE FLAVORED YOGURT

[The Question]

Give it! GIVE IT! GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN PORK SAUSAGE YOGURT, BITCH! issed:

 

[Loktar]

ONLY IF YOU WASH IT DOWN WITH PICKLE JUICE SODA, YA BASTURD!

 

[Dershocka]

Thats how my ex-wife described the taste of my cum. Just kidding, she never swallowed, Fucking bitch. Just kidding, she wasn't a fucking bitch, She was an insufferable cunt.

She did enjoy yogurt though.

 

[The Question]

She enjoyed MY pork sausage yogurt. Just kidding, I never met her. I just mailed it to her and really hoped she enjoyed it. Just kidding, I didn't mail it to her, I just leaned out the front door and hurled it in what I imagined to be vaguely her direction.

 

[Loktar]

Meh. Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig) did it better.

 

[The Question]

Kristen Wiig is a government piig.