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I claim Aprils issue in the name of the Comicon gutters.

BitchSlapSmitty said:
When lame ass desk cop gets excited, hoagy gets caught in throat and everyone watches him die, cause no one's gonna perform cpr. Purple that you gay pride policia.
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Monkey dies due to rage induced cranial hemorrhage. Upon autopsy, it is discovered that monkey a brain with the total weight of 1 oz, far less than the typical monkey brain. In its place is a note from god.

I.O.U one monkey brain. The baboons got a hold of the rest and ate them for lunch so I ran short. In its place I have equipped you with the brain of barn rat. Sorry.

- God
 
Sarek said:
Monkey dies due to rage induced cranial hemorrhage. Upon autopsy, it is discovered that monkey a brain with the total weight of 1 oz, far less than the typical monkey brain. In its place is a note from god.

I.O.U one monkey brain. The baboons got a hold of the rest and ate them for lunch so I ran short. In its place I have equipped you with the brain of barn rat. Sorry.

- God
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Tee hee, guess what Aprils' issue is gonna beeeee!!!!


Suck it pig!
 
Yes, I can. My photos have been seen by a select few on this site. Including military photos.

Your photos (and posts) have only proven that you are a chubby alcoholic monkey.
 
I'm pretty sure you were never in the military. If you were, it wasn't for very long. Despite the don't ask don't tell thing, felching is still punishable under the UCMJ.
 
Sarek said:
Yes, I can. My photos have been seen by a select few on this site. Including military photos.

Your photos (and posts) have only proven that you are a chubby alcoholic monkey.
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Chubby?

How much do you weigh Shitrek?

Back that up!
 
beergoggles said:
I'm pretty sure you were never in the military. If you were, it wasn't for very long. Despite the don't ask don't tell thing, felching is still punishable under the UCMJ.
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Again, wrong. Damn goggles, for such a genius, you're wrong 100 percent of the time.
 
Sarek said:
Again, wrong. Damn goggles, for such a genius, you're wrong 100 percent of the time.
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Awww, you liked my pic so much, you put it in your avatar, lol.


Cait, I'll be in touch soon.


Any former/current comiconers wanting to get in on this p.m. me.
 
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missmanners said:
* snicker*

You know those comicon guys are pretty telented (and I'm not talking about the tongue thing either!!! pervs!!)... I'd love to see an issue by them. And I wonder if any group of TKers is up to the challenge of trying to do one better?

hmmmmmmmmm???


;)
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I'd be up for it!
 
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