I cheered when Dirk poured the whisky away

[CaptainWacky]

Next he has to hit Jade in the face with a frying pan.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So is it her conscious strategy to drive everyone else out of the house to win?

 

[whisky]

She cant even say strategy, never mind have one.

Shes just an annoying biatch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They need to put Victor Ebuwa in to sort her out, innit.

 

[whisky]

That would rule above all other possibilities *




Unless they replaced the three housemates that walked out with Dwight Schultz, Mr T, and the woman who played Tanya Baker.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I liked her a bit more after she defended the servants last week(since she genuinely seemed to think they'd starve to death and just be rotting corpses by the time the task was over). She's thick, but she meant well.

BUT THEN SHE BITCHED AT DIRK AND IMPLIED HE WAS A WINO

 

[CaptainWacky]

And she let Jack cum all over her or some disgusting shit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

At first I thought Jack was a gold digger, but it looks like he ACTUALLY finds her attractive. That's the sickest thing of all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nah, must be a gold digger...he was probably thinking about Dirk when he wanked on her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That was REVOLTING

 

[CaptainWacky]

They must be stopped. They. Must. Be. Stopped.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So long as none of it went inside her we should be safe. For now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nothing a QUICK ABORTION FROM DOCTOR DAVE wouldn't cure!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

SAYS DAVINA MCCALL IN AN UNCHARACTERISTIC AND FRANK MOMENT

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE SWINE!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

YEAH! FLIP HER.. THAT BLIMMIN FUFFING *COUGH*UNT!!

 

[Grammour Boy]

Pouring the whisky down the drain rather than sharing it is assholish.

 

[whisky]

He probably knew they were the ones that voted for him, you can see it in their eyes when they leave the diary room

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was his whisky and Jade had no right to demand it! He gave her half anyway.

 

[whisky]

He should have pissed in it first, then given it away