I can't even listen to people talk anymore

[CaptainWacky]

It just burns through my brain. And I don't mean people talking directly to me (that's always burned through my brain) just people talking (unless they're on tv!)

 

[Further]

Is this why you are suicidal???

Just make sure if you kill yourself you do it in IRC. Susie will log it for the ages, you will be an hero!

 

[Cassie]

I accidentally drank some really strong coffee this morning and I can hardly listen to people post. JITTERY JITTERY OMG.

 

[Further]

SURE YOU DID

I just accidental snorted a line of coke off of a strippers ass.

 

[WillsZenith]

cute frog.

 

[Seph]

SURE YOU DID

I just accidental snorted a line of coke off of a strippers ass.

SURE U DIDNT

 

[Further]

I know My life is so not exciting.

 

[Seph]

...

 

[whisky]

I now share an office with a pole dancer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you have a pole for her to dance with LOL I MEAN YOUR COCK?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So she's from Warsaw is she?

 

[whisky]

Nope, engilsh, she just has an interesting way of keeping fit.

She has a pole in her living room.

 

[Cassie]

I tried pole dancing but I got splinters.

 

[headvoid]

The BNP have a policy about making poles dance to stay in the country.

If the dance is deemed "non British" in any way they are sent back.

(boom boom, I'll be here all week)

 

[Dr Dave]

I tried pole dancing but I got splinters.

You should have used a metal pole.

 

[headvoid]

We are all helping Wacky through this episode by derailing his thread and cracking jokes about Pole dancers.

Clearly we are all heart here in the Minefield.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dr Dave cares.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Stringfellow to open Maypole dancing clubs under BNP regime?

 

[Dr Dave]

BNP= British National Party?

 

[CaptainWacky]

i just want to fucking sleep forever