I can't be something I'm not

[CaptainWacky]

I have to be like this because it's how my brain makes me DUH.

 

[Atomic Weggie]

I have to be like this because it's how my brain makes me DUH.

That's what Charles Manson said.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NICOLE KIDMAN JUST STUNNED CLIFF RICHARD'S CEREBRAL CORTEX!!!!111

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charles Manson knew his limits.

 

[BlazerBoy]

He just didn't know how to stay within them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least he had a family.

 

[BlazerBoy]

The most infamous family in history!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Bardy Bunch?

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S RIGHT, THE BARDY BUNCH, THAT FAMOUS FAMILY OF YORE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LED BY THE WIZARD OF OZ MIDGET BILLY BARDY!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

MoUlin ROuge is on. OMG!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But...John Leguizamo isn't a REAL midget. FOUL!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

But Nicole Kidman is fucking gorgeous! *sighs dreamily*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've seen Ewan McGregor's weenis more than I've seen most boyfriends'...the man can't keep it in his pants.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Nothing to brag about in that ones pants.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Eh? Jeez you must be some size queen if that's not enough for ye! :scared:

 

[BlazerBoy]

Dude seriously isn't hitting on much, from what I remember.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Watch Prospero's Books, it's more...active...in that flick.

 

[johnford]

Not by much though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm too busy bullying Jack to reply to this properly, sorry.