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I bought a Wii this weekend

JUST MAKE SURE YOU STILL HAVE TIME FOR MASTURBATING.
 
I'm getting fondled on a pretty regular basis, but I always make time for some me time as well.


Um, wait...were you talking to me or Eggs?
 
As always, I was talking to everyone.
 
I made time.
 
I'll masturbate it later.
 
I'm getting in deeper.

I picked up a Gamecube controller, and pre-owned copies of Simpsons Road Rage and Crazy Taxi. Eventually I'll pick up a wireless GC controller off eBay; new ones are prohibitively expensive.

Simpsons Road Rage still takes the same endless amount of time to load a new game, while you watch a strung-out Bart playing with his joystick.
 
EGGS IS ON THE ROAD TO PERDITION NOW
 
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