I answer all questions about Hitler

[CaptainWacky]

WITH APOLOGIES TO NO ONE!

 

[headvoid]

Was Mussolini the taker or the giver?

 

[whisky]

Did he only have one ball?

Was the other in the Albert Hall?

 

[Cassie]

Who was his gay lover?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Did he really give as much head as everyone says?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes to all.

 

[curiousa2z]

what was the name of the barber who did his moustache?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes to all.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Was killing 6 million people down to a "clerical error" as was later suggested?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was the allies faults for looking at him funny or something.

 

[curiousa2z]

Did he learn the Silly Walk from Monty Python when he travelled forward in Dr Who's time-travel- booth -thingy?

 

[curiousa2z]

Was it his deep-seated resentment of Daleks that caused hin to declare war on Poland?

 

[Tisiphone]

Was he finally defeated due to Assholes with Time Machines?

 

[CaptainWacky]

yes to all

 

[headvoid]

I feel so much better knowing all these great Hitler facts

 

[Cassie]

Do midget wrestlers live in his tiny mustache?

 

[curiousa2z]

if not, why?

 

[Dr Dave]

Would he fight a box of socks?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No to all, surprisingly.

 

[Dr Dave]

wow!

Would Hitler punch small children in a McDonlads?