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feijuada said:
I wasn't asking if you cared. I was merely stating that your assupmtion was wrong.
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It wasn't an assumption. You really aren't a bright spark at all, are you?
 
I was correct that you misunderstood my post. You assumed I was making an assumption. No assumption was made. It was a statement of desire. You are once again, incorrect.
 
You assumed that I misread your post which read:

"I didn't say 'You will fail all your exams' did I?

If you're so intelligent, how come you couldn't read a 7 word post properly?"
 
I was correct that you misread my post, as you replied as if it were an assumption. You failed to read it properly, and replied as if it were if fact, an assumption, and not a statement of desire that it was.

Once again, as is rapidly becoming the norm, you are incorrect.

Perhaps you need to read some more, and decipher correctly what an assumption is?
 
Jesus was a hall monitor of Biblical renown and vengeful wrath.

He also chose the cholocate milk on Fridays.
 
Gagh, you hoped I would fail my tests and I told you why I wouldn't.

By the way, Jesus was lactose intolerant.
 
I didn't say you would. I said I hoped you would.

Clearly you cannot grasp the fundamental facts over why you were incorrect. Clearly you have been skipping too many lessons. Your brain is slowing (if indeed, it has ever been quick).

You have failed.
 
Gagh said:
I didn't say you would. I said I hoped you would.

Clearly you cannot grasp the fundamental facts over why you were incorrect. Clearly you have been skipping too many lessons. Your brain is slowing (if indeed, it has ever been quick).

You have failed.
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feijuada said:
Gagh, you hoped I would fail my tests and I told you why I wouldn't.

By the way, Jesus was lactose intolerant.
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Now who's misreading the posts?
 
I hoped you would fail your tests. You answered as if I stated that you would.

For the umpteenth time, you are incorrect.

Go to more lessons.
 
check out this PM feijuada sent me...



Private Message: Dual I am not
Yesterday, 01:56 PM
feijuada
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Dual I am not

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Just because someone jumps into a forum feet first dosen't mean they're an alter, asshole.
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feijuada said:
By the way, Jesus was lactose intolerant.
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Not MY Jesus.

MY Jesus was 10 feet tall and rode a Harley in to work everyday.
MY Jesus would give you the shirt off his back and charge you for the dry-cleaning.
MY Jesus once downed 43 hotdogs in 67 seconds - with NO WATER!
MY Jesus could kill a man with his bare feet and blow up 20 balloons at one time!
My Jesus had a harem of earhly delights hanging on his every member!
My Jesus stole from the poor and coughed on the sick, my Jesus did!
My Jesus got the high score on DEFENDER in the early 80's!
My Jesus went spelunking in the Valley of the Shadow of Death and returned with a watermelon!
My Jesus could swallow swords and spit fire from his bellybutton!
My Jesus once saw Greta Schroder naked!
My Jesus knocked up your mother and said he wasn't the father!
My Jesus walks like a man, but moans like a woman!
My Jesus drinks milk FROM THE TEAT!
 
feijuada said:
So? Fine, I'll reply to your first comment properly:

Too bad, it won't happen.
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So, all your pointless dribbling trying to wriggle out of your incompetence in the first place, for this?

See - you need to go to more lessons. You are clearly deeply stupid.
 
My Jesus was lactose intolerant because he was unused to it after years of drinking the blood of his foes.
 
jack said:
Jesus
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Don't call him that. He'll think you're trying to flatter him or something. Or he'll flap on endlessly trying to discredit something you said, and fail.
 
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