I am now 100% convinced that I don't have a brain

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Indeed, I think it tops my "MJ on the stand/Helena Bonham Carter in POTApes" matchup...

 

[johnford]

I ram a spigot up my anus so I can pour some free brown beverages.

Yum pour me some while your up!

 

[The Question]

I have a soul. I'm a human with a soul.


A BIT LIKE ANGEL EXCEPT IM A HUUUUU-MAN

I bet all that Ferengi's buddies give him yards of shit about his fucked up "Hyoo-mon" teeth!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ferengi: Like money.

Tom Cruise: Likes money (probably).

Ferengi: Jewish.

Tom Cruise: Scientologist.

Ferengi: Force their women into abject slavery.

Tom Cruise: Forced Kate Holmes into abject slavery!

NUFF SAID, GIRLFRIEND!

 

[Loktar]

Yum pour me some while your up!

Aww, sorry baby I 'm constipated at the moment. Come back in awhile after I eat this huge bowl of fiber.

 

[johnford]

I can wait! mmmm