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I am drinking Ginger Beer

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But it is not real beer.
 
I'm a big fan. Either dry or with vodka.
 
If you're drinking ginger beer that has no alcohol, that's not ginger beer. Grab a 4-pack of Crabbies -- then you'll be drinking ginger beer.
 
The Saint said:
If you're drinking ginger beer that has no alcohol, that's not ginger beer. Grab a 4-pack of Crabbies -- then you'll be drinking ginger beer.
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No fucking shit asshole. That is why I said in my post that it was not real beer. You fucking moron, shut the fuck up so I can put you in a scissor hold with my thighs.

P.S. You completely missed an opportunity to comment on a ginger drinking ginger beer. It isn't really beer and I'm not really a ginger. But I'll squeeze you anyway.
 
Sounds like an ale.
 
Thoundth like a miththed opportunity for thum hot neck thkweezing.
 
I Love Cunt said:
No fucking shit asshole. That is why I said in my post that it was not real beer. You fucking moron, shut the fuck up so I can put you in a scissor hold with my thighs.

P.S. You completely missed an opportunity to comment on a ginger drinking ginger beer. It isn't really beer and I'm not really a ginger. But I'll squeeze you anyway.
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Threaten me with a good time, will ya!

P.S. How was I s'posed to know you're a ginger? O.o
 
Anyone else laughing?
Just a little?
 
The label is a LIE! (As is the cake.)
 
Then it would be libel!
 
And for that, there could be no more fitting punishment then to banish you into the mindless, ravening, insatiable depths of... THE UNDERCHEESE! :scared:
 
You mean the kind with mold growing on it?
 
I Love Cunt said:
Anyone else laughing?
Just a little?
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Well, it is pretty funny. 'cause it's not like there's a whole ocean of gingers on this board who know about that kink, now is it.
 
There's not even an ocean of annisette here, either.
 
Mary Ann always wins.
 
Ginger or Mary Anne for... what? Which of them would win in a fight? I'd give that one to Mary Ann. Farm girl. Scrappy. Not afraid to break a nail or get dirty. Also distantly related (in a fanfic I saw somewhere once) to Buffy Summers. So, yeah. Not even fair on that question.

But if it's a 'which one would you fuck' kind of question, also not fair. Nobody wouldn't fuck the redhead.
 
Also. I am drinking root beer...

...that actually is beer. Not Your Father's Root Beer. (But they only had the 5.9% ABV version.)
 
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