How will Canadians get their mail now...

[Dr Dave]

That Canada post is going on strike?

 

[Dr Dave]

bump for curiousa2z.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're using bricks instead of mail.

 

[Dr Dave]

Crafty Canadians!

 

[dogbert]

They shall send their messages by using fart morse code.

 

[Loktar]

The Moose Express?

 

[Dr Dave]

They already use moose for buses there, somebody would still have to drive them!

 

[Loktar]

They already use moose for buses there, somebody would still have to drive them!

Maybe they could train beavers to drive them?

 

[Dr Dave]

A car driving a bus...

(They use beavers for cars there)

That's just crazy talk!

 

[Loktar]

Dammit....why didn't they cover this stuff in my Canadian History class in college? What is Canada trying to hide?

 

[Dr Dave]

The canadians put up a front. It's all apart of their plan.

When the great Canadian-American war comes, most people here will not expect it.

Now you know, now you can be ready.

 

[curiousa2z]

DR DAVE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH

 

[curiousa2z]

actually, they're only striking in Winnipeg at the moment.
And really, who sends mail to Winnipeg anyway? Do you?
Thought not.

 

[Dr Dave]

I thought it was going to be all over Canada. Where is Winnipeg anyway?

DR DAVE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH

I know what I need to know.

 

[curiousa2z]

see? My point exactly.

 

[curiousa2z]

it's in Manitoba and no one writes letters there either.

 

[Dr Dave]

Manitoba?

Is this all in FRENCH CANADA?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe the letters aren't being delivered because they're all written in French.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES HOW WILL I GET MY "PRETTY BOYS KISSING" POSTCARDS FROM SAUSAGEMAN?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HOMME d'SAUCISSON!