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Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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That we live in a world where porn stars are not acceptable as prom dates?
 
Aren't you a little old/creepy looking to be crashing your high school prom?:P
 
Who says they aren't?
 
Me and Johnny Law.
 
But what if the porn star is a pupil of that high school? Wouldn't s/he have the right to be there?
 
Ilyanna said:
But what if the porn star is a pupil of that high school? Wouldn't s/he have the right to be there?
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No, because s/he probably would have dropped out of to do porn full time and wouldn't be a student anymore.
 
Nah, I bet most porn stars do completely regular, boring stuff when they are not filming, like attending high-school or getting a degree in astrophysics or stuff.
 
Ilyanna said:
Nah, I bet most porn stars do completely regular, boring stuff when they are not filming, like attending high-school or getting a degree in astrophysics or stuff.
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Nah, you're thinking of supermodels. Porn stars are icing their pussies and assholes in between filming.
 
Loktar said:
Nah, you're thinking of supermodels. Porn stars are icing their pussies and assholes in between filming.
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Nah, I am making it a rule never to think of supermodels. Under no circumstances whatsoever. Not even morbid medical curiosity.
 
But you just thought about them!
 
about what?
 
Supermodels.
 
Sorry, can't read you - care to repeat that? (I can do this all night long, btw)
 
Anything is acceptable if you're filthy rich.

You're not crazy, you're eccentric.
You don't smell, you're of the land.
You're not an incarcerated drug addict, you're at a spa to treat dehydration & exhaustion.
You're not a racist, you're a libertarian.
Also you're allowed to vote. Possibly in more than one state if you pay off the right people.
Porn stars are either proteges or personal assistants.
 
precisely why I want to be rich.
 
Nice av eggs.
 
MAD MEN PREMIERE THIS SUNDAY! :D
 
I've never watched that. I hear it's good.
 
I wish I could go back in time and take a MAN to my prom to OUTRAGE THE SQUARES. If I'd actually went to our prom. If we even had a prom. If I could get a man to go with me. If time travel was possible. This was ill thought out.
 
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