How do you fall asleep?

[jack]

I count sheep.

 

[Dr Dave]

Listin too the radio, usually Coast to Coast AM.

 

[FBI parte due]

I wank. Nothing like a good wanking to get you to sleep.

 

[Loktar]

I read until I'm so tired I just doze right off.

 

[Cassie]

I just close my eyes and fall asleep.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I lie awake for three hours then finally fall asleep a bit.

 

[Cassie]

I used to do that but I learned how to shut off my brain and just go to sleep.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I tend to lie there thinking about crap for ages before finally falling asleep. It's probably because I don't spend enough time thinking during the day or something.

I should really just tell my brain to shut the fuck up. I'm always tired from not getting enough sleep.

 

[jack]

I replay great punch sequences from fights in my head.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I count black holes in the fabric of space time which I have to make up because who can know space-time, REALLY???

 

[FBI parte due]

Vanilla Ice knows. BUT HE AIN'T TELLIN'.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

TRUE STORY:

I saw Vanilla Ice in the Atlanta airport last week on Concourse D. It was totally weird.

Because I thought to myself immediately, "what a waste for my first celebrity sighting now I hate you EVEN MORE, Vanilla Ice!!!"

 

[FBI parte due]

I saw a Jew once.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Human form or cockroach form?

 

[FBI parte due]

AUTOBOT FORM

 

[Mirah]

I hate trying to fall asleep. Sometimes I just can't do it. Too much caffiene during the day.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I usually pound a pint of Chunkey Monkey and quietly cry myself to sleep.

 

[Dr Dave]

with tears of blood?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

You best get that treated