How come C3PO can use contractions?

[CaptainWacky]

Because he's just a MAN IN A SUIT unlike Data who is real.

 

[Blindgroping]

Dif androin, dif univers
AND HE"S NOT DATA!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They all follow Albert Asimov's three rules.

 

[whisky]

Data also uses them when the writers forget, like how occasionally BA will just get on a helicopter with no fuss at all.

 

[Harkley]

BUT BA IS AFRADE OF PLANES ONT HENELICOMEPTERS

 

[Dr Dave]

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

 

[Blindgroping]

Don't fall into the Fondue Pot!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've heard about this "Data using contractions by mistake" thing but have never seen an example of it. NOT PICKING ON YOU WHISKY, JUST SAYIN'.

 

[Mentalist]

Someone asked Brent if it was difficult to remember to not use contractions. I believe he replied: "No, it's in the SCRIPT"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then the person asking the question fingered herself. YES, IT WAS HER!

 

[Mentalist]

THE RETURN OF THE SPINER FEMMES COMING TO BRENTS BEDROMM 2006 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH A SYRINGE FULL OF OPIATEs

 

[The Question]

I've heard about this "Data using contractions by mistake" thing but have never seen an example of it. NOT PICKING ON YOU WHISKY, JUST SAYIN'.

He did it like 3 times in the very first espitode OMG

 

[Gagh]

does threepio USE LAXATIVES?

 

[CaptainWacky]

When he said "how easily you humans do that" to Riker he didn't sound a fucking thing like the Data we came to know and love(?).

 

[The Question]

^^Yeah, sounded more like Lore. Or maybe a baby seal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE IT WAS LORE but a baby seal HAX0REd him?

 

[Mentalist]

Lore was unstable like a Pringle Pyramid.

 

[The Question]

Lore was crazy like Hillary Clinton, only I bet Lore doesn't smell as bad.

 

[Mentalist]

Lore beat up Worf. TEH FUNNI.

 

[The Question]

Was that before or after he groped upon Troi's (at the time) luscious mammalian protruberances?