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How can anyone not believe in Christianity?

R

Rabbit

Conqueror Legend
When a bad ass like Johnny Cash sung so many bad assed songs about Armageddon...
 
It's pretty easy to be honest.
 
Johnny Cash could kick your ass, though. I mean, how can you say to Johnny Cash "Hey, Man in Black, you are wrong."
 
i'D LOVE TO SEE jOHNNY cASH DO anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
 
May the Vengeful Zombie of Johnny Cash eat your brains.
 
brains...........
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
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You're looking in the wrong place here. Try a Dan O'Bannon movie.
 
Sorry, Gagh, hadn't had my coffee yet. Morning/afternoon/evening/what the fuck ever to you.
 
21.44pm, to be exact.
 
Johnny Cash never struck me as bad ass. Bad asses aren't singers.
 
Yeah, Laker, but I don't see you saying that to Mr. Cash's face.
 
I'll bet you Greg Allman is a bad ass.

Note: it was not easy to come up with Greg Allman. I otherwise think LG is right; singers aren't badasses.
 
Proteon is that your real picture? Younger than I expected.
 
Gregg Allman was asleep most of the time, not really badass.

Johnny Cash is the King of the Heart-of-Gold Badasses, anyone who questions him will be smited.

I believe in Johnny, the Man in Black. Fuck Ozzy.
 
^uh, oh. he's threatening smitage!

:shock:


ok, ok, Johnny Cash is the...*refers to Egg's post*...King of the Heart of Gold Badasses.
 
Durn tootin'!

When in doubt, produce the Smoting Gun. :bigass:
 
Eh, smoting is overrated. I prefer to drag people naked over a cactus.
 
I'll settle this...

Johhny Cash was born in a little shithole of a town in Arkansas called Kingsland. That town is roughly an hour and a half from my house...and everyone in that town is a badass.

Therefore, by default, Johnny Cash was a badass.
 
Ick. Johnny Cash.
 
^ And I actually had hope for you for a while there. *sigh*
 
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