A quick peruse of this section tells me that this is a farting forum, where we come to expel malodorous, gaseous content from our bowels. Yes?
Fart fart fart fart. Fart.
Fart fart faaaart.
Far-ar-ar-ar-ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHT.
Ahhhhh.
Do you have any suggestions on farting?
I do.
If you feel a little backed up, a good itch can promote a satisfyingly violent cracker.