Hi, I'm new.

[LimpNoodleQueen]

Someone that posts at Shattered Corpse suggested I give this place a visit.

So, here I am!

 

[Conchaga]

Hi Jack.

 

[LimpNoodleQueen]

I wouldn't say that getting on an airplane, Greg.

Who's Jack?

 

[Conchaga]

Well, seeing as how you know my name, you = dual.

 

[LimpNoodleQueen]

Lucky guess, I guess greggie ~giggle~

 

[Conchaga]

My ex girlfriend called me Greggie. I slapped her.

 

[Sarek]

Lucky guess, I guess greggie ~giggle~

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Conchaga]

Me or Jack?

 

[LimpNoodleQueen]

My ex girlfriend called me Greggie. I slapped her.

You'd only do that once to me bitch. Then you'd be dealing with it.

 

[Sarek]

Me or Jack?

Limpnoodledick up there.

 

[LimpNoodleQueen]

Speaking of ex's, where's Courtney?

 

[LimpNoodleQueen]

Limpnoodledick up there.

If I want any shit from you Vulcan, I'll feed you pasta.

 

[Conchaga]

She's sitting on my face.

 

[Conchaga]

You'd only do that once to me bitch. Then you'd be dealing with it.

What? Your giant fat ass?

 

[LimpNoodleQueen]

She's sitting on my face.

This explains your incoherency. The only thing sitting on your face is your nose.

 

[Conchaga]

Noses don't sit. They're affixed.

 

[Sarek]

If I want any shit from you Vulcan, I'll feed you pasta.

If I want any shit from you will shove my foot up your ass and dig for it.

 

[Conchaga]

My head hurts.

 

[LimpNoodleQueen]

Anatomically that makes little or no sense.

 

[Conchaga]

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