Hey You Trolls

[Ketman]

I'm back. Throw me a party or something.

I can't believe this hellhole is still here. What's been going on?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Um. No.

 

[Sarek]

Who the hell is he?

 

[Starship Coyote]

I dunno. Luci's retarded little brother maybe?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Throw me a party or something.

Blanket party?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Code Red!!!

 

[Ketman]

Is this any way to greet a returning legend? On your knees, and thank whatever deity you believe in that I have returned.

You may commence.

 

[Dracula]

I'm back. Throw me a party or something.

I can't believe this hellhole is still here. What's been going on?

What's been going on?

Let's see...we've all been talking about how much of a douchebag turdburglar Ketman is.

Oh wait...I'm sorry, we have more important things to talk about.

So shut the fuck up.

 

[Lord Raffles]

We all know who this is - let's come to our senses and brace ourselves for the shocking truth; some people just can't let go.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Is there anyone who can?