Have you ever dated a Goa'uld chick?
They're NASTY!
They're NASTY!
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Hey, WHACKEH!
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^^Yeah, don't do it.
^^Well, of course. But there are some folks out there who just don't seem to be getting the message.
This--
= NOT dating material. Study it, kids. Memorize it.
This--
= NOT dating material. Study it, kids. Memorize it.
And whatever you do -- if you ever find yourself dating one of those Orion animal women, don't take her to the Olive Garden. All it takes is just ONE person to mistake her hand for something in the salad bar, and... I still get flashbacks.
Oh, yeah, almost forgot: Vulcan chicks are T3H BEST. Might be you go a few months between getting laid -- but it's worth it. And anyway, it takes about that long to heal up.
^^YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, WERE YOU! 
issed:
issed:
Perhaps he failed to notice her HIDEOUSNESSES1!1!
^^More often than that if ya beat 'em.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I've never watched Stargate and never will but I would date a NABOO chick
Meh. Naboo chicks are hippies with delusions of aristocracy. But secretly, late at night and in their chambers, they issue forth great gales of mannish laughter while watching Conan O'Brien (a.k.a. Big Dick McGee) and devouring obscene quantities of corn chips and oddly flavored ice cream.
Best to turn away from them.
Best to turn away from them.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
But their skin is the complete opposite of sand.
