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HEY MENTY

MENTY WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE BEATLE?
 
I HATE THEM ALL EQUALLY EXCEPT RINGO WHO I HATE SLIGHTLY LESS BECAUSE OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
 
MENTY DO YOU EVER PRETENDING YOU'RE HAVING A SHIT BUT REALLY YOU'VE JUST LOCKED YOURSELF IN THE TOILET TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYONE?
 
MENTY WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SCARLETT JOHANSSON.
 
HEY MENTY WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GENERAL PEPPER.
 
HEY MENTY WHEN YOU REPLY TO THIS THREAD YOU BETTER FUCKING REPLY WITH QUOTE TO EVERY INDIVIDUAL POST I MADE OTHERWISE WE WON'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.

I'M DEADLY SERIOUS.
 
HEY MENTY THERE'S NOTHING IN ME.
 
YOU SUCKED MY SOUL OUT FROM BETWEEN MY NOSTRILS MENTYH.
 
MENTY MENTY MENTY MENTY MENTY MENTY MENTY MENTY MENTY?

HI.
 
MENTY REMEMBER THAT TIME WE MET UP IN DUNDEE IN 2008 AND WE WENT TO A PETROL STATION TO GET PASTIES AND WE SANG GOLDFINGER AS WE WALKED IN A REFERENCE TO ALAN PARTRIDGE?
 
FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUDLSIJLJGAS DKASDGLJASLASDG LDAG FUPSCLKING RUFKCIN GPRELY FUCKEREPYL FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPLY FUCIING DJAGHKJAGKJ FUCKING REPLY FUCKING REPUFL DFJKLDS GKLJASGJ AGSDSJAGFJSDHF JUST FUCKING RPELY MENTY
 
(THAT POST WAS A JOKE OF COURSE.)
 
HEY MENTY, I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE. I LOVE SUPER MARIO GALAXY NOW. NOT YOU. SORRY.
 
ARE YOU SUPER, MENTY? ARE YOU MARIO, MENTY? ARE YOU GALAXY, MENTY? NO? THEN I DON'T LOVE YOU. SORRY.
 
MENTY DO YOU LIKE AMANDA SEYFRIED I LIKE HER NOW QUITE A LOT SHE HAS A REALLY GOOD FACE I WATCHED THE MOVIE 'IN TIME' RECENTLY AND IT WAS PRETTY BAD AND POORLY THOUGHT OUT BUT SHE WAS GOOD IN IT AND REALLY HOT AND YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE LIKED HER HAIR IN IT BECAUSE I REMEMBER YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF HAIR MAYBE AND SHE WAS PROBABLY EVEN HOTTER THAN OLIVIA WILDE IN IT BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY FAIR TO COMPARE SINCE WILDE WAS ONLY IN IT FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES ANYWAY I CAN'T REALLY RECOMMEND THE MOVIE AS IT WANS'T VERY GOOD (I'VE SEEN WORSE) BUT I'M JUST SAYING SHE'S HOT OKAY. GOD.
 
MENTY I REALLY WANT TO KNOW YOUR OPINIONS ON COMMUNITY PLEASE SHARE THEM IN THE OLD DAYS I'D KNOW HOW YOU FEEL BY NOW AND I COULD GO TO BED THINKING ABOUT HOW MENTY FEELS ABOUT SOMETHING AND A WARM GLOW WOULD COME OVER ME AND I'D BE ABLE TO SLEEP BUT I CAN'T DO THAT NOW CAN I MENTY AND I'M NOT SAYING IT'S YOUR FAULT BUT I JUST CARVED "MENTY'S FAULT" IN MY THIGHS OKAY JUST SAYING IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL IT REALLY HURTS BLEEDING QUITE BAD NOW BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT I KNOW YOU HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO IT'S OKAY DON'T MIND ME BLEEDING TO DEATH OVER HERE THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO CUT MYSELF AGAIN JUST TO DISTRACT FROM THE PAIN OF THE FIRST CUTTING BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME MENTY IT'S OKAY I'M FINE OKAY DON'T GIVE ME A SECOND THOUGHT LOL CARRY ON ANYWAY I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE BYE BUT IT'S OKAY DON'T WORRY MATE.
 
I JUST ATE CHIPS AND NOW MY CHEST HURTS, MENTY. NOT A LIE. COULD DIE SOON, MENTY. BEFORE YOU REPLY TO THIS THREAD. JUST SAYING.
 
RUSSELL BRAND'S MOVIE CAREER SURE WENT TO SHIT, EH MENTY?
 
I'm making spring rolls.
 
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