Help - I Need This ASAP!

[Cranky Bastard]

Why isn't her pic up here to turn on the chicks?

 

[jack]

Barbra Streisand is a flaming fucking faggot, too.

She has a nice penis, though.

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You are SICK. Doesn't bestiality violate the TOS here?

Ban his ass!

 

[jack]

:bigass:

 

[The Dork Lord]

She has a nice penis, though.

Too bad it's part of her face!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Kip Winger in the 80's

Kip Winger in 2005

in 2006, still yummy

I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
And when I turned, it was love at first sight
I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen
(Solo)
Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul, it must be love
She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough, old enough for me

 

[angelica]

here ya go, e!

I'm not into gratuitous violent movies, but I will watch any movie Jason is in. Now that man is yummy..

 

[angelica]

I like it so much, I submitted it twice..

 

[The Dork Lord]

I like it so much, I submitted it twice..

I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
And when I turned, it was love at first sight
I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen
(Solo)
Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul, it must be love
She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough, old enough for me

 

[angelica]

Winger....

 

[The Dork Lord]

very astute!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

A real man could satisfy Eloisel - not one of these gay boys.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Someone ask me if I know a real man..... come on.... one of you wants to.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Cranky, do you know a real man?

 

[Odd Sock]

Maybe your wife will finally tell you, if you ask nicely.

Vap managed to dupe her into thinking he was a red-blooded hetero when they first met

she realised the truth on their wedding night

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You're starting to bore me.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Starting?