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HELLO???????? WHAT THE FUCK?????

I'd like to find a home where trolls seek out places to troll, where the focus isn't on pwning each other, and where all are welcome.

It sucks because the only one I could find in a search was this site - where the snipe-pwnage is of utmost importance. I like many of the posters here, but...
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Hmmm. I'm a sucker for being a wordy mother fucker when invited. So....

The short answer is that there are many types of trolls. Anyone who thinks they can define a troll in one sentence is deluded. This is why us trolls always laugh at forum board admins who make a sticky post that claims to identify and define trolls. Somewhat related but off-topic here is that trolls are always defined by outsiders as "needing attention."

In many cases, this is true, but it is not empirical. Certainly, the worst response to a troll is no response at all, so I can see where many non-trolls make the mistake of assuming we're all attention-starved basement-dwellers.

So, in the interests of avoiding a 15 paragraph response on "what makes a troll," let's assume for the sake of brevity that we can encompass trolling into the following: those who desire to shake up the groupthink and/or expand the focus of others to include unconventional thinking (this would then include spammers, flamers, issue trolls, humor trolls, etc)

Thus, when I ask about a "troll site," I am asking about a forum where like-minded trolls gather. I lost my home and have made one here, but TK isn't really a troll site. It's more of a "pwn" site. I need to find a real troll site, a home - someplace where other like-minded trolls gather to share and enjoy trolling other boards.
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You fucker, come back to TV, you will always be upper membership. we do miss you., you know how we roll, holla 5000 niggah!!!
 
Well, that's supposed to be here. Are you and I as like minded as we appear?

Perhaps a Guild is in the works.........
 
I know where your ass belongs. A place you half-crafted yorsself. That influence wanes slowly, and it won't feel familiar like that old leather glove if you leave it off your hand so long.

åß
 
bad dog said:
You fucker, come back to TV, you will always be upper membership. we do miss you., you know how we roll, holla 5000 niggah!!!
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Gurk_MacGuintey said:
I know where your ass belongs. A place you half-crafted yorsself. That influence wanes slowly, and it won't feel familiar like that old leather glove if you leave it off your hand so long.

åß
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Hmm. I'm leery of that. When I took my "permanent vacation," it was because my presence seemed to incite drama that no one wanted. Creating argument isn't what I'm after - I'm not completely TK-ified.

I think inter-board drama is a bunch of shit, despite the circumstances of my departure.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Hmm. I'm leery of that. When I took my "permanent vacation," it was because my presence seemed to incite drama that no one wanted. Creating argument isn't what I'm after - I'm not completely TK-ified.
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Fucking moron! Half our daily population is people who've come since after you ran off. The Mission goes on but the sigs and avatars slowly turn over. We've had a lot of cool ops since you been gone too. We fist fucked a muslim scum site! You should see the pictures. Your place as a respected leader among the ranks is only a few posts away.

I think inter-board drama is a bunch of shit, despite the circumstances of my departure.
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What? With TK? Loose bulbs and cartoon characters. When was the last time you experienced the thrill H-Hour or the satisfation of a WMD salvo to finish off the supine corpse of a site we just got done raping?

Even Miss Tanner dug that shit!

You know where to go for that.
 
I like women who use their tongue roughly on your cock while deepthroating you, causing you to spontaneously ejaculate.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Is there a troll board, other than TrollValhalla, that is home to trolls? Real trolls?

Anyone?
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No, there isn't one. Troll Valhalla is a person who organizers brute-force attacks of flaming and smapping against others they do not like. They are not trolls because they do not follow the special plan I have dictated for them to follow.

True trolling is a solitary endeavour, one which entails you to be very serious and forthcoming about what you believe trolling is and hide behind principles you fabricate, and then run like a little bitch when things do not work out.

It's the difference between the difference between the indiscriminating destruction of a battleaxe and the precision of a trained surgeon's scalpel - real trolls know that they have nothing behind their spastic claims and hide when confronted with it.

Sorry, trolls cannot create a board. It goes against my eternal putz n00b ideology of sometimes having a point, but mostly not. We real trolls put our heart and soul into fitting in and quantizing trolling, and you fake trolls do nothing but try to fuck it up for us wannabes.
 
I did Some solo trolling this weekend and was banned 5 times by the same site.

To me trolling is being an asshole, I laugh like hell when everyone hates me.
 
bad dog said:
I did Some solo trolling this weekend and was banned 5 times by the same site.

To me trolling is being an asshole, I laugh like hell when everyone hates me.
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Yeah, what happened to good, clean fun?

Sometimes I get the impression that trolling here is like two goobers facing off. One sticks his finger up the other guys ass and then sniffs it.

Troll 1: "Dude, your ass stinks."

The other troll then sticks his finger up the first troll's ass.

Troll 2: "Pwned, your ass stinks, too!"

Troll 1: "Your ass stunk first."

Troll 2: "Yours tastes yuckier."

Troll 1 "Totally pwned."

Troll 2: "Nuh uh."

:|
 
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