Hello "Dears"

[missmayhem]

My, my, my. So this is where my beloved younger sister spends so much of her time. Isn't this just deliciously adorable. And the family said Jenna would never amount to anything! It's good to know that all those lonely, boyfriendless nights of watching Space Trek have gone to good use!

So tell me, dearest sister. Just how are you? Still wandering the hills of boondock towns in that rackety old (I mean) high performance vehicle of yours counting things? How very nice, I'm sure that's working out well for you.

 

[The Question]

This dual would be funny, except... well... it's not. And "stupid" alone won't buy you points.

 

[Shatna]

Ohhh FUCK ME

 

[Cloudy]

sibling ribaldry

 

[missmanners]

Ohhh FUCK ME

Oh she'll probably try. :roll:

I wish she was just another lame dual, but the email checks out.

Very funny Jeanne.... or are you still using "Jeani" in an attempt to regain your youth?

You might try answering your phone....

 

[missmayhem]

Ohhh FUCK ME

Is that an invitation, dear?

How charming all of you are! I can see my sister runs with a classy crowd, as usual. Are all these people incarcerated, or is that just your real-world friends?

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna... sending out your little acolytes to address me instead of saying hello yourself? Tsk-tsk. I think someone's a little miffed about their lack of a Christmas present, is that it? :smooch:

 

[Cloudy]

are you twins? and which one is the eevil one....

 

[missmayhem]

Oh she'll probably try. :roll:

I wish she was just another lame dual, but the email checks out.

Very funny Jeanne.... or are you still using "Jeani" in an attempt to regain your youth?

You might try answering your phone....

Oooh lookie! We replied at the same time. Old habits die hard, don't they dear? Still trying to interrupt when your betters are speaking.

As for my name, I suppose what you call me makes little difference. It's usually something terribly vulgar, anyway. So spell it however you like, dear!

I answer my phone promptly, my love. The only time I don't is when I see a solicitor or other unwanted pests appear on my ID.

 

[missmanners]

are you twins? and which one is the eevil one....

Hardly twins, she's older and we only share a father. Ignore her, maybe she'll go away.

:roll:
mm

 

[missmayhem]

I love you too, sweet sister. :smooch:

Is this hostility I sense? Are we still put out over the Billy Holcombe incident? Tsk, tsk. So long ago, so much water under the bridge, so many bikers leaving your bedroom in the middle of the night...

 

[jack]

Yeah right. "You want to disrupt the board", remember?

 

[The Question]

mm's evil twin. Bizarre. Well, since mm is good and you're evil, and I like and respect mm... go fuck yourself with dead animals, you brainless cunt.

 

[missmanners]

...go fuck yourself with dead animals, you brainless cunt.

That would be the hag's 5th and 6th "husbands" ...

:roll:
mm

 

[missmayhem]

Ohhh how fun!!! This is going to be a lot like the old days, I can tell. :bigass:

 

[Tyrant]

This is an interesting turn of events....

 

[Shatna]

mm, is this the sister who got my phone number somehow?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Wow mm, how did you turn out so classy and elegant when your sister is such a howling bitch?

Ohhh FUCK ME

If you insist.

 

[missmayhem]

Ooohhh, now you're intriguing, sweet thing.

Just what is wrong with being a howling bitch, I ask you...?

 

[missmayhem]

mm, is this the sister who got my phone number somehow?

Oh, I so enjoyed our little talk!!! Very naughty of you to put me on call block, though. I'll remember that.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Ooohhh, now you're intriguing, sweet thing.

Just what is wrong with being a howling bitch, I ask you...?

Sweet thing? What are you, a lesbian? Take that nasty snatch on snatch lovin' elsewhere.

Move along, move along.