headvoid has had an affair

[headvoid]

I met her abroad. She is very famous.

I shall reveal clues and you shall guess, and lots of fun shall be had and there shall be rejoicing.

Clue 1. Her husband is more famous than her.

 

[Gagh]

Victoria Beckham

 

[Mentalist]

Zeta Jones.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sheila Hancock.

 

[Mentalist]

Sue from Sooty and Sweep.

 

[headvoid]

Nope,

2. She has a home in paris and america

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

VANESSA PARIDIS!

THAT WOULD MEAN JOHNNY IS UP FOR GRABS *grabs*

 

[headvoid]

Nope

3. I have a picture of her and me together that will be developed in a few days.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cherie Blair?

 

[Gagh]

Su Pollard.

 

[curiousa2z]

is she a former model who now has a new CD out in which she sings and plays guitar?

 

[headvoid]

4. She acts coy a lot and bends her knees while blowing kisses.

(As sexy as Su pollard is, and as much as I would like it to be right - it's a no)

 

[whisky]

Kylie?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ZOMBIE ANNA NICOLE???

 

[Gagh]

4. She acts coy a lot and bends her knees while blowing kisses.

(As sexy as Su pollard is, and as much as I would like it to be right - it's a no)

Ahhh! Barbara Windsor.

 

[Tyrant]

Urania Hexafluoride

 

[headvoid]

Good guess Gagh! but here is another clue

5. Think about who I am normally photographed with.

 

[Gagh]

Phil Mitchell

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[headvoid]

6. She almost always wears a red dress with white spots. I reckon she's dirty as hell.